Is there anything you can’t solve?
I wish I had ear plugs. I should really go buy some. I am really irritated right now and on edge. Terrible two’s. I swear if it were feasible i would grab her by the hair and throw her through a window. Seriously. I need a punching bag. Any volunteers? It would feel so much more rewarding if it were a human.
The worst part about all of this, is that it is only 10:30 am. WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY?! It can only get worse from here.